Barbie Now Has Tattoos?

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What do we have here?

From being an innocent and sweet toy for girls, Mattel decided to bring things up a notch and parents are not happy about it.

Barbie has been around for 50 years and was distributed in every shape and form possible. She’s been a princess, a mermaid, and a NASCAR fan? What the eff were they thinking? This time around, America’s little sweetheart is inked up. That’s right, Barbie now comes with tattoos!

Mattel states it's up to the kids to attach the stickers where they see fit. The tattoos include hearts, stars, and butterflies. Too bad, there are no skulls and "Ken 4 Life" tattoos.

I wouldn’t be surprised if they make a queer version of Ken…oh they already did, the one with the “magic ring” around his neck...geez what’s happening with the world we’re living in?

The Hype: If you are to design a new and talking version of Barbie or Ken to be distributed in the market, what would it be?

a. Paris Hiltonesque-Barbie complete with a toy videocam and night vision googles so you can see her when the light goes out. Says "Mine is hotter than Kim Kardashian's."
b. Barbie and Ken versions of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. They say "We're cheesy and we're dumb, you've just wasted your money on us."
c. A hip Chris Brown version of Ken with a punching-action feature. Screams "I'm going to kill you!"
d. A pregnant Nadya Suleman doll with removable belly that exposes 8 babies inside her. Speaks "I need your donations, I need your money, I need your taxes."

Buzzer Beater: Forget it. Like their human counterparts - these toys are worthless!

Chris Brown Hit With Two Felony Charges

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Chris Brown was hit by the L.A. County DA with two felony charges that include assault and making criminal threats.

The 19-year-old Brown is set to make his first appearance in a Los Angeles courtroom today at 3:30 PM where he'll be arraigned.

The charges are made due to an incident that occurred the night before the Grammys. It's been widely reported that Brown's girlfriend, 21-year-old singer Rihanna, was the alleged victim. It is being confirmed by court papers that Brown is charged with the assault of victim "Robyn Fenty", Rihanna's real name.

According to Los Angeles’ FOX 11, which claims to have obtained the notes from a search warrant in the case, Rihanna read a lengthy text message from a woman on Brown's phone, which led to an argument. Brown then allegedly tried to force his girlfriend out of the Lamborghini, and hit her head against the passenger window.

Brown then punched the singer while still driving and blood filled Rihanna's mouth. He allegedly told her, "I'm going to beat the ---- out of you when we get home." Rihanna called her assistant and left a message saying, "I am on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there." The police notes say that prompted Brown to reply: "You just did the stupidest thing ever. I'm going to kill you."

The report also states that Brown bit Rihanna and put her in a headlock, and that she almost lost consciousness.

The Hype: It's getting more and more sickening as the untold stories about the incident are being unraveled. If given the chance to do the things Brown did to Rihanna, what are you going to pick?

a. Hit his stupid head against the passenger window.
b. Punch his annoying face and make him bleed.
c. Bite his sorry face off.
d. Headlock him like there's no tomorrow.

Buzzer Beater: I'll be leaving this to you guys, give your take on the matter. I just find the choices soft and gentle, even ramming the punk with his Lamborghini is lame.