Barbie Now Has Tattoos?

piercings are next

What do we have here?

From being an innocent and sweet toy for girls, Mattel decided to bring things up a notch and parents are not happy about it.

Barbie has been around for 50 years and was distributed in every shape and form possible. She’s been a princess, a mermaid, and a NASCAR fan? What the eff were they thinking? This time around, America’s little sweetheart is inked up. That’s right, Barbie now comes with tattoos!

Mattel states it's up to the kids to attach the stickers where they see fit. The tattoos include hearts, stars, and butterflies. Too bad, there are no skulls and "Ken 4 Life" tattoos.

I wouldn’t be surprised if they make a queer version of Ken…oh they already did, the one with the “magic ring” around his neck...geez what’s happening with the world we’re living in?

The Hype: If you are to design a new and talking version of Barbie or Ken to be distributed in the market, what would it be?

a. Paris Hiltonesque-Barbie complete with a toy videocam and night vision googles so you can see her when the light goes out. Says "Mine is hotter than Kim Kardashian's."
b. Barbie and Ken versions of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. They say "We're cheesy and we're dumb, you've just wasted your money on us."
c. A hip Chris Brown version of Ken with a punching-action feature. Screams "I'm going to kill you!"
d. A pregnant Nadya Suleman doll with removable belly that exposes 8 babies inside her. Speaks "I need your donations, I need your money, I need your taxes."

Buzzer Beater: Forget it. Like their human counterparts - these toys are worthless!