Chris Brown Hit With Two Felony Charges

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Chris Brown was hit by the L.A. County DA with two felony charges that include assault and making criminal threats.

The 19-year-old Brown is set to make his first appearance in a Los Angeles courtroom today at 3:30 PM where he'll be arraigned.

The charges are made due to an incident that occurred the night before the Grammys. It's been widely reported that Brown's girlfriend, 21-year-old singer Rihanna, was the alleged victim. It is being confirmed by court papers that Brown is charged with the assault of victim "Robyn Fenty", Rihanna's real name.

According to Los Angeles’ FOX 11, which claims to have obtained the notes from a search warrant in the case, Rihanna read a lengthy text message from a woman on Brown's phone, which led to an argument. Brown then allegedly tried to force his girlfriend out of the Lamborghini, and hit her head against the passenger window.

Brown then punched the singer while still driving and blood filled Rihanna's mouth. He allegedly told her, "I'm going to beat the ---- out of you when we get home." Rihanna called her assistant and left a message saying, "I am on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there." The police notes say that prompted Brown to reply: "You just did the stupidest thing ever. I'm going to kill you."

The report also states that Brown bit Rihanna and put her in a headlock, and that she almost lost consciousness.

The Hype: It's getting more and more sickening as the untold stories about the incident are being unraveled. If given the chance to do the things Brown did to Rihanna, what are you going to pick?

a. Hit his stupid head against the passenger window.
b. Punch his annoying face and make him bleed.
c. Bite his sorry face off.
d. Headlock him like there's no tomorrow.

Buzzer Beater: I'll be leaving this to you guys, give your take on the matter. I just find the choices soft and gentle, even ramming the punk with his Lamborghini is lame.